Afterbirthers demand to see Obama's placenta


	Afterbirthers demand to see Obama's placenta

dulios

8-28-2009 12:14 AM

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dulios says:

"Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal."

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8-28-2009 2:03 AM

8-28-2009 6:56 AM

8-28-2009 3:10 PM

Love that Onion

8-28-2009 3:56 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

This is hilarious.

8-28-2009 4:30 PM

mcsmithblack

Make sure they get a DNA profile from that profile.... Wait a minute, that can be faked, too!
Won't work, sorry.

8-30-2009 10:46 AM

carrerinyes

10-5-2009 9:35 PM

zizzy

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