The Best Pun IN THE WORLD!! Finalists


	The Best Pun IN THE WORLD!! Finalists

dakotayii

3-24-2008 10:01 PM

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dakotayii says:

) I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers, but I Kant.
- Dan

J) Did you hear they found a narcissistic male lion whose females had turned on him?
No, really?
Yeah. Course it was his pride that did him in…
- Justin

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