The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever


	The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever
ratilfar
11-25-2008 6:04 PM
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cobra, gi joe, 80s, toys, xmas, past, stupid, moronic, pics
ratilfar says:
I had the F.A.N.G. and yes it was stupid. BTW, did they have to put that big sign on the side that reads "COBRA ENEMY!" That, I think explains the War on Terror in a nutshell.
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11-25-2008 6:34 PM
reimers
Ahhh.... thanks for the memories!
11-25-2008 7:02 PM
ratilfar
Some assembly required.
11-25-2008 11:52 PM
BobbyRutan
Whatever happened to a baseball bat and a ball?
11-26-2008 12:28 AM
reimers
I played with both... sometimes at the same time
. Sorry Joe.
11-26-2008 8:04 AM
ratilfar
More a action figure kind of kid than a outdoors type, to my father's eternal chagrin.
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