Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics Par 1 (#13-20)


	Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics Par 1 (#13-20)

revenantdm

7-16-2008 10:46 AM

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revenantdm says:

Yes I skipped #12. Why? Because I am not a robot and I did not find it very funny nor did #18 so it was skipped too...
I REALLY AM TRYING TO CUT DOWN MULTIPLE CLIPS of one posting but it is hard.! Which brings me to:

Revenant's Laws (Really Guidelines) to Quasi-Human Behavior

1. The Reaper with the Sickle gets to clip what HE likes, and for that matter in whatever order he likes...
2. He is entitled to change his mind at any time but now. OK now he can, See it is easy.
3. Humans need to lighten up and take things in stride, no one gets out of life alive so there!
4. Clips by me are sometimes too long, but never too short so you have that to be thankful for!
5. Donations are in the form of cashier's check made out to cash...

Sorry, I get a little silly at times..

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