"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.
Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little
Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there.
Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me,
the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe
clippers right here.'"
--Jerry Seinfeld

I love a funny one liner.

On the subject of comedians :heads up, Carre, try this link for a look at the (entire) first episode of the new season of FOTC (watched it just now, looking good)
http://www.hbo.com/conchords/

Wow! Thanks, Cakebelly, that WAS funny

A pleasure, happy you liked it; it probably referenced the first series too much for first timers but a freebie is a freebie