I just wish people could stop calling football soccer.
As for witchcraft? Why not?
Maybe we ought to be taking notes too.
Because when it comes to football,rationality is simply irrelevant...

'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.I'm very disappointed with that attitude.I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'
Bill Shankly

All right,I'm just kidding.
You said "juju pot",huh?

Soccer?!? It is a word to communicate with aliens. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB IS IN THE WRONG HANDS!

You're right.

What was I thinking?

The "soccer" is gone.

Oh no, John, no, John, no! I didn't mean that! We have to remember that we share everything in common with Americans except the language. Sometimes to communicate we have to talk in a language people can understand, with the hope that gradually we can restore its purity. On the other hand, maybe now, with such an important word, it is right, proper and essential to insist on the correct usage. So yes, John, yes, John, yes!

So it was juju that brought 'King Kev' back to the magpies?

More than likely.

You know what Geordies are like. They'll stop at nothing.

I have heard they bite the heads off chickens up there.

It's wild and scary territory alright.

Did you know that when the Roman Empire crumbled something like 80,000 Zoroastrians were left up at the Wallsend post of Hadrian's Wall? (They later migrated south-west to the Lune and Ribble Valleys becoming the ancestors of what we now call Preston North End).

LOL

Although 80,000 seems a lot for Preston North End.

Ha ha ha ha!!!!! 80, is a lot for Preston!!!!!

And you're right, I have a wicker cage with some chickens in for my lunch, I'm gonna geet knack them, then heed oot inta toon for a few canny bevvy's.

Is it just me, or many Geordies sound simple?