Who has time for sex during a short 3 hour layover?!? After getting through security, I spent the first 10 minutes getting dressed again while simultaneously trying to hang on to my over-packed carry-on bag, laptop, camera, newspaper, and all the "electronics" I had to empty out of my bag, then 15 minutes trying to re-stuff my laptop etc back into my over-packed carry-on bag, then 5 minutes sending vicious looks at the freaky guy who gawked at me while I was half undressed. Then I spend 35 minutes desperately searching for somewhere to smoke and then when I finally give up finding somewhere, I rummage through my over-packed carry-on bag searching for some nicotine chewing gum .... tha...

Who has time for sex during a short 3 hour layover?!? After getting through security, I spent the first 10 minutes getting dressed again while simultaneously trying to hang on to my over-packed carry-on bag, laptop, camera, newspaper, and all the "electronics" I had to empty out of my bag, then 15 minutes trying to re-stuff my laptop etc back into my over-packed carry-on bag, then 5 minutes sending vicious looks at the freaky guy who gawked at me while I was half undressed. Then I spend 35 minutes desperately searching for somewhere to smoke and then when I finally give up finding somewhere, I rummage through my over-packed carry-on bag searching for some nicotine chewing gum .... that takes 15 minutes. Then I spend 10 minutes trying to locate the nearest bar and then 55 minutes downing double vodkas to get up the nerve to get on the next plane. Then I spend 10 minutes trying to find the toilets to check my hair and to pee because of all the vodka, then 15 minutes half drunk and frantic, trying to find the right departure gate and then I spend 10 minutes smiling at the not-so-freaky-anyway guy who gawked at me who is standing in line in front of me waiting to board (because he is actually pretty cute after all, when I have vodka goggles on.) Whew! So I do not have time for sex during a layover!

..... but I am a member of the "Ten Mile High" club though! Haha!