I couldn't care less about Hilton in jail - she can die there for all it matters to me - but I thought this comment on a piece in The Times was hilarious! Poor Laurence is so misguided!

she has realised that sometimes it is important to take responsibility for one's actions

Only sometimes? Only when you get caught and can't get out of it, no matter how hard you try, perhaps?

I know! The only reason she has to take responsibility now is because she was caught!