20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever


	20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever
RobbieV
5-30-2008 9:53 PM
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RobbieV says:
There are some funny ones in this one.
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Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out...
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Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeuout pictures...
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"We had no idea anyone was buried there"
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What are the odds of that?
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Mistress of the universe... Now that sounds like a lot of work!
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 Here's the winner of a local dog look-alike contest... He does look exactly like his dog!
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Ok, that's just mean
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