<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/fa24ac44-f28a-47c9-9073-0c127a4507b7/467568A0-DA54-44F5-9A09-465C3D74D32E/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.manbottle.com/humor/random" href="http://www.manbottle.com/humor/random" style="font-size: 11px;">www.manbottle.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.manbottle.com/humor/random"><H1 id="_ctl1__ctl0_h_title">Beer Troubleshooting</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.manbottle.com/humor/random"><DIV>SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. </DIV><BR /><DIV>FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. </DIV><BR /><DIV>ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. </DIV><BR /><BR /><BR /><DIV>SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. </DIV><BR /><DIV>FAULT: Improper bladder control. </DIV><BR /><DIV>ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training, make dog's owner buy you a beer. </DIV><BR /><BR /><BR /><DIV>SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. </DIV><BR /><DIV>FAULT: Glass empty. </DIV><BR /><DIV>ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. </DIV><BR /><BR /><BR /><DIV>SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. </DIV><BR /><DIV>FAULT: You have fallen over backward. </DIV><BR /><DIV>ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar. </DIV><BR /><BR /><BR /><DIV>SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. </DIV><BR /><DIV>FAULT: You have fallen forward. </DIV><BR /><DIV>ACTION: See above. </DIV><BR /></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/467568A0-DA54-44F5-9A09-465C3D74D32E/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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