Stupid so-called scientists! What do they know? Only a few of them come out with nonsense like this. Most real scientists know it is all part of a socialist conspiracy. Anyway, the Singularity will be with us soon and we will all live for ever and have orgasms at the touch of a button.

Anyway, the Singularity will be with us soon and we will all live for ever and have orgasms at the touch of a button.

That almost sounds prophetic.