Funny Investment tips for 2008


	Funny Investment tips for 2008

murieleileen

10-5-2008 4:03 AM

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murieleileen says:

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

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10-5-2008 11:08 AM

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