Post Rapture Pet Care


	Post Rapture Pet Care

AtlLiberal

8-7-2008 1:15 PM

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rapture, christianity, pet care

AtlLiberal says:

Brilliant! Why didn't I think of this.

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8-7-2008 2:25 PM

Imnclady

OMG!!!
A business venture for Athiests...

who's going to fall for this one?

8-7-2008 2:30 PM

laceym

I'll care for your delicious pets!

8-7-2008 2:46 PM

carrerinyes

You mean there's no pet heaven...

8-7-2008 3:33 PM

burndata0

Just leave me you account numbers and passwords and when you are gone I'll care for all of your pets

Its not like you will need the money where you are going hahaha!

8-7-2008 4:55 PM

wiccantexan

My Christian friend gave me first dibs on her car if Rapture actually occurs.

8-8-2008 12:47 AM

Jorjor

You can always wast some time reading the Left Behind series - there ought to be lots of used copies laying around.

9-11-2008 2:29 AM

Aqualung1000

No way, the animals are all pure of heart; they too must go to heaven.

9-11-2008 11:33 AM

AtlLiberal

No way, the animals are all pure of heart; they too must go to heaven.

Hmmm. Does that include Jewish dachshunds too? How about atheist chihuahuas.

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