Get A First Life: One Page Satire On Second Life


	Get A First Life: One Page Satire On Second Life

funana

1-22-2007 3:34 AM

326 views

tags:

second life, first life, sl, satire, humor, ;-)

funana says:

Go outside! Membership is free. FIRST LIFE is a 3D analog world where server lag does not exist. Work, reproduce, perish...

Add a Comment

Login to Comment. Not a member yet? Sign up

For L.A. man, 93, life is a walk in the park

The Sahara Forest Project

The United (Police) States of America - Me...

Remember = Reliving

Those old ladies...

Jerusalem dig uncovers ancient walls

More clips from funana

Student inventor creates £20 wind turbine ...

This car drives with compressed air! 1,50 ...

Free Download: "The Pirate's Dilemma" eBook

Today's Top Clips

visit the Top Clips page

View the Top Clips from January 22, 2007

Embed This Clip In Your Site...

<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/a6bce7cc-1ec5-4721-9db2-d38e1b2b2ddb/458D96CD-F2FA-4708-94EC-166975BA8A26/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.getafirstlife.com/" href="http://www.getafirstlife.com/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.getafirstlife.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.getafirstlife.com/"><TABLE width="160" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="0" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD height="14" align="left"><DIV align="center"><IMG src="http://www.getafirstlife.com/index_files/title_headlines.gif" /></DIV></TD></TR><TR><TD valign="top" height="120" align="right" colspan="2"><A href="http://www.cafepress.com/getafirstlife/"><IMG border="0" src="http://www.getafirstlife.com/index_files/tshirt.jpg" /></A>
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.getafirstlife.com/"><DIV class="SL_promo_content">
<SPAN class="subheader">Got First Life Questions?
We've Got Answers </SPAN>
<DIV id="DEFAULT_content_divider"><IMG width="1" height="1" src="http://www.getafirstlife.com/index_files/spacer.gif" /></DIV>
<DIV class="SL_promo_textbox"><DIV>
Are five senses enough?</DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
	What's this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?</DIV>
	<BR /><DIV>
	Why can't I build a dirigible with my mind?</DIV>
Penguins, spoons and you -- what's life like among the the flightless? </DIV>
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.getafirstlife.com/"><DIV class="SL_promo_content">
<SPAN class="subheader">Under 18? Get a Teen First Life </SPAN>
<DIV id="DEFAULT_content_divider"><IMG width="1" height="1" src="http://www.getafirstlife.com/index_files/spacer.gif" /></DIV>
	<DIV class="SL_promo_textbox"><DIV>
		<EM>
"I like totally tried to get into First Life and those dudes were like, sorry man, you're totally not old enough. I was like, WTF! Then I found out about Teen FL, and everything's cool now." </EM>
		--Aaron, 15</DIV>
		
America's teens, your First Life dream world awaits. Hang out at the mall! Embarass yourself in gym class! Get acne! Experiment with mind-altering recreational drugs! The First Life world is your oyster. </DIV>
</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/458D96CD-F2FA-4708-94EC-166975BA8A26/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>