The Grand List Of RPG's Clichés


	The Grand List Of RPG's Clichés

Bluephoenix4

10-19-2007 10:31 PM

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  slum, or planet will usually be annihilated in a spectacular fashion before 
  the end of the game, and often before the end of the opening scene. 
  </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.public.iastate.edu/~dstarks/rpg.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>¿Quien Es Mas Macho? (Fargo Rule)</B><BR />Every powerful character you 
  attempt to seek aid from will first insist upon "testing your strength" in a 
  battle to the death. 
  </LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.public.iastate.edu/~dstarks/rpg.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>George W. Bush Geography Simplification Initiative</B><BR />Every country 
  in the world will have exactly one town in it, except for the country you 
  start out in, which will have three. <FONT color="#770000">
  </FONT></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.public.iastate.edu/~dstarks/rpg.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Nostradamus Rule</B><BR />All legends are 100% accurate. All rumors are 
  entirely factual. All prophecies will come true, and not just someday but 
  almost immediately. 
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  good-hearted vampires, dragons, thieves, demons, and chainsaw murderers in 
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