Funny, yes... But sooo old

But makes me laugh every time.

I wonder if the courtroom was in hysterics for some of these...

Nah, everyone was sleeping !

Some of these questions aren't THAT stupid... but definitely all of the witnesses were huge smart-asses. Yay for sarcasm!

They're questions I ask everyday.....I could be a lawyer! Elle Woods, lookout!

hehe, hillarious!!

XD

so lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yer~

Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

I have a couple of alien babies living with me, does that count?

Real life: In an obscenity case
Lawyer: And did you see obscene actions at the club?
Witness (Cop) - Yes
Lawyer: And how many times did you visit the club before you determined the actions were obscene?
Witness - 4
Lawyer - Could you demonstrate the movements that were obscene?
Witness - attempts to dance
Exotic Dancer (yells from defense table) - Don't give up the day job!

The only one with brains was the dancer!

Do Lawyers ask this sort of funny questions? Crazy man really crazy.

The Lawyers must be shot at sight when they ask this sort of question...LOL

Sorry! (if you are hurt)

* Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
* Witness: "I could see his head."
* Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
* Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

LMAO! Haha, this is awesome!