Man freed thanks to penis lizard tattoo


	Man freed thanks to penis lizard tattoo

valann 47

7-10-2009 11:10 AM

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tattoo, flasher, lizard, funny

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7-10-2009 11:50 AM

tanyamm

I think in a case like this he could've been forgiven a small lie like that.

7-10-2009 12:51 PM

Antara

lolol

7-10-2009 1:00 PM

michellezm

Lol.

(I know why she didn't see any 'distinguishing marks' - because that 'giant' lizard had crept into a crevice)

7-10-2009 2:01 PM

tazmanium

'To do' list> get over-sized lizard tattoo on ol' buck.

7-10-2009 8:46 PM

lollipop10

Slight size discrepancy there ;P

7-11-2009 2:19 AM

tazmanium

7-11-2009 6:50 AM

murieleileen

7-11-2009 9:25 PM

Stumblerz

lol

7-12-2009 1:18 PM

Jorjor

It was seven inches long - measured in dick inches:

dick inches

June 20, 2009 Urban Word of the Day

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room....

7-12-2009 1:19 PM

Jorjor

Is there a better reason to go metric (seven inches = 18 cm)?

7-12-2009 3:09 PM

lollipop10

Sounds like false advertising to me.

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