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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/ae23d5e0-85f6-42ec-9bbd-0936d97acfce/44874226-BE3D-42D7-BAE8-AD1E8694D949/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX" href="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX" style="font-size: 11px;">us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX"><B><SPAN>At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down<BR /></SPAN></B><B><U><SPAN>Finally</SPAN></U></B><B><SPAN>, the guys' side of the story.</SPAN></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX"><SPAN><B>We always hear</B></SPAN><B><SPAN> </SPAN></B><B><SPAN>"</SPAN></B><B><SPAN>the rules</SPAN></B><B><SPAN>"<BR /></SPAN></B><B><SPAN>From the female side.</SPAN></B><SPAN> <BR /></SPAN><B><SPAN><BR />Now here are th e rules from the male side.<BR />These are our rules!</SPAN></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">1. Learn to work the toilet seat.<BR />You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.<BR />We need it up, you need it down.<BR /><DIV>You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">Shopping is NOT a sport.<BR /><DIV>And no, we are never going to think of it that way.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">Crying is blackmail.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.<BR /><DIV>In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">You can either ask us to do something<BR />Or tell us how you want it done.<BR />Not both.<BR /><DIV>If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX"><B><SPAN>When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. </SPAN></B><B><U><SPAN>Really</SPAN></U></B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">You have enough clothes</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX">You have too many shoes</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=1569913542&da=0&midIndex=8&mid=1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc&prevMid=1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY&nextMid=1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI&m=1_72607_AAdVv9EAAHueSZOUvgeosHzqxQQ,1_71946_AAhVv9EAAMfpSZOAAAvURTBoyPU,1_71324_AAFVv9EAAVqkSZN1%2BQ80QiSkLsc,1_68190_AARVv9EAADqCSZNImgGN%2FGYZkRk,1_65615_AAhVv9EAAVGqSZMuxwQYfh9FfsY,1_63862_AARVv9EAABHlSZMnjQPVFUwfnKc,1_63185_AAhVv9EAAGJ2SZMcewW%2B%2FDykJrI,1_59462_AAJVv9EAANwcSZKofg2lAX"><B><SPAN>I am in shape.</SPAN></B><B><U><SPAN> </SPAN></U></B><B><U><SPAN>Round</SPAN></U></B><B><SPAN><DIV> IS a shape!</DIV></SPAN></B></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/44874226-BE3D-42D7-BAE8-AD1E8694D949/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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