pretty funny....

How to write even gooderer.

Nice one.
Love the description of each rule, very clever.
Love the ending the best though...
'And always be sure to finish what'

Goodly writed! fantastical!

Wow... I'll be able to write gooderer now!

Should be titled "How to Write Well"...

but from this, now I can wrote betterer!!!

im jealos al yuu peoples becoz, you, writing, so grate!
but im think i written able perphekt now, my spellings is improvement, i, dont, use, many coma's. Over Al, i going write book now!

[just in case you're wondering, i actually can write english ]

nice

Always makes me laugh.

Good to see this again. Ut oh--sentence fragment.
I particularly like this one:

Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.

Hilarious. Nice find!

So sad that neat words like 'behooves' have become archaic! How do words become archaic? So few people use them that none of us understand them. Behooves sounds like being kicked by a cow, f'rinstance.