Corporate Earth Upgrade


	Corporate Earth Upgrade

Lawl78

1-9-2008 3:27 PM

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I think our solar system is in need of a serious 
public relations image upgrade.
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For example, if you were a hostile alien race, 
which of these two planets would you be less likely to attack?
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Or how about...
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The imposing name "Megalon 14" implies that we've already
exhausted the resources of at least thirteen other planets
and left their smouldering husks behind us.
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The Moon would get a similar makeover.
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Here is an astronaut from Megalon 14 conquering the imperial moon 
Zylox in the landing assault craft <I>Fear-Bringer 9500</I>.
Raw materials will be extracted from Zylox and used to fuel
the twisted ambitions of the Megalon Empire.
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Here's a picture of the Megalon attack shuttle <I>Hostility</I> which is used
to ferry high energy weapon platforms into orbit around Megalon 14.
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With a few simple inexpensive changes like these, 
spacefaring civilizations will think twice before invading our planet.
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