#3. Prebuttal


#2. Ego-surfing
v. Searching the Internet for instances of one's own name or links to one's own website.

#1.
Meatspace
n. The physical world, as opposed to virtual.

Doubtlessly coined by a level 80 Druid tank somewhere in the World of Warcraft, it's a sad day for the species when what you may recognize as that in which everything exists, needs a special term to differentiate it from the "real" world of Facebook friends and LOLcats.

Soon you'll hear it used in sentences like, "So all of the crops are dying and the air is turning poisonous? Bah, who cares about all that stuff that happens in lame old Meatspace."

These are great!

Grrrl, thought it was a spelling mistake