D’OH! 101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes


	D’OH! 101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes

swampfoxz

9-27-2007 5:54 PM

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2. Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

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9-28-2007 3:55 PM

bignosemousie

40. Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

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2. Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
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