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	Ponder This!

skwirlinator

6-29-2007 4:55 PM

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6-30-2007 4:15 AM

coconutshell

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Love that one! Nice one Skwirl!

6-30-2007 8:18 AM

pokkets

There's nothing wrong with plagiarism if it is done originally.
Wherever you go, there you are.

6-30-2007 10:03 PM

anpl32

(lol)
i'm not useless... at least i'm a bad example.

9-26-2007 12:30 AM

skwirlinator

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I like this one

9-26-2007 12:39 AM

vk2yoc

What does ponder mean, does it hurt? I think I would
prefer to just think about them a lot.

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