An Englishman, Scotsman and Claudia Schiffer.


	An Englishman, Scotsman and Claudia Schiffer.
ratcatcher2
4-18-2009 4:37 AM
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Naughty but nice - except if you are English. He he.
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4-18-2009 8:52 AM
tabsey
4-20-2009 9:15 AM
Jorjor
I heard a variation on this when I was a kid, except it was in WWII occupied Poland, the englishman was a German officer, the Scotsman was a young Polish soldier returning from the collapsed front, Claudia Schiffer was a peasant girl accompanied by her grandmother, who was thinking, "I always knew she'd defend her morals!"
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