THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:


	THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

bioplasmik

3-24-2007 9:13 PM

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3-24-2007 10:47 PM

laceym

I didn't see this one.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

3-24-2007 11:52 PM

bioplasmik

Nice! Chuck Norris doesn't get laid: instead laid gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the 3rd side of the Force....

2-24-2008 7:31 PM

Riceboy

i didn't see "when god said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please. i also didn't see Chuck Norris doesn't mow the grass he dares it to grow.

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      </TD><TD width="641"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chuck Norris' 
        tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="49"><DIV align="center"><B><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">02</FONT></B></DIV>
      </TD><TD width="641"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chuck Norris counted 
        to infinity - twice.</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="49"><DIV align="center"><B><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">03</FONT></B></DIV>
      </TD><TD width="641"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chuck Norris does 
        not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck 
        Norris goes killing.</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="49"><DIV align="center"><B><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">04</FONT></B></DIV>
      </TD><TD width="641"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you can see 
        Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be 
        only seconds away from death.</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD width="49"><DIV align="center"><B><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">05</FONT></B></DIV>
      </TD><TD width="641"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chuck Norris sold 
        his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial 
        arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse 
        kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates 
        irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They 
        now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.</FONT></TD></TR></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/41C227DB-B6E3-4CC7-AEFC-4F6120E39429/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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