McCain's plan to eliminate poverty (SATIRE)


	McCain's plan to eliminate poverty (SATIRE)

kkcapricorn

6-2-2008 6:49 PM

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kkcapricorn says:

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

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6-2-2008 7:46 PM

Socratoad

Fictitious?
Yes, but just barely.

6-3-2008 6:18 PM

masbury

That's why we need war and the all-volunteer military, you see. It keeps poor people dying.

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