How to Spot Aliens at Work


	How to Spot Aliens at Work

skwirlinator

3-31-2007 6:07 AM

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3-31-2007 11:24 AM

sl0wdjin

Why does Thanksgiving always fall on a holiday?

3-31-2007 12:26 PM

The REAL Napster

What's wrong with checked pants and striped shirts?
I see see guys on the golf course wearing this stuff all the time! Wait a minute...

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How to Spot Aliens at Work
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Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human --
but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say
experts. They listed 10 signs to watch for:
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/work/alienspotting.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Odd or mismatched clothes. "Often space aliens don't fully
     understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that
     are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a
     tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers," noted Brad Steiger, a
     renowned UFO investigator and author.
</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/work/alienspotting.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Bizarre sense of humor. "Space aliens who don't understand earthly
     humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell
     jokes that no one understands," said Steiger.
</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/work/alienspotting.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> Secretive about personal lifestyle and home. "An alien won't
     discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at night or
     on weekends," said Steiger.
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     speaking as we do, so it may practice speaking," Steiger noted.
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