10 commendments of Marriage


	10 commendments of Marriage

thefoxalmighty

4-19-2007 5:25 AM

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ha ha

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4-21-2007 9:53 AM

The REAL Napster

They forgot the part where YOU have to give 110% of yourself at all times. Your spouse may not be able to.
Maybe that's why I've been married to the same great woman for over 23 years. ; )

7-31-2007 1:40 PM

wuwei

hehe, good point

8-27-2007 8:45 AM

sharon-mafra

HAHAHA

8-29-2007 9:30 AM

righthand

Funny and true. Perfect recipe.

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