i like #1 and #36 the best-- -this is fun read

I like #36 too

Some of these sentences are so House... I specially love · 3, 6, 11, 22 and 28. (Cruel, but funny)

This guy "Joe" from the page where I got these sentences is really funny, you should definitely check out his page: http://humour.200ok.com.au/

I just know that I'm gonna plagiarize some of these from time to time.

#36? Oh ya mean Crawford Texas

Jaja, very funny Socratoad. I'm also gona popularize some of these!

If I wanted to write which one I enjoyed most I'd have to rewrite most of them!

Oooh, some of these I've heard and some of these I have actually said. Nope... I'm not telling which ones I've said. I guess some corporate offices are as bad as they were 15 years ago. But, we never admitted it was stress until the day after annual layoffs. Ha!