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</p> <P><DIV>A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker
suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying
that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc.
The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success,
but he could not convince the analyst.
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"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that
horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he
exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret!"
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"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
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"It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up
their ages and I bet on number nine."
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"But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
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"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I
just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!"
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