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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/65894fab-c9e8-4463-82c8-73d523e96fad/3FF50B84-3C40-4E85-9B0C-0D244A6E3E92/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/" href="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.thedailymash.co.uk</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="100%" class="contentheading">FEARS GROW OVER VAMPIRE POLICEMEN									</TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/"><DIV> BRITAIN'S police forces have been overrun by idiot, racist vampires, it was claimed last night.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/"><DIV> <STRONG><DIV align="center" class="mosimage"><IMG hspace="6" height="384" border="0" width="252" title="Image" alt="Image" src="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/riotcop.jpg" /><DIV align="center" class="mosimage_caption">This vampire policeman tried to eat an egg while wearing a helmet</DIV></DIV></STRONG>As bags of human blood were discovered in staffroom fridges, vampirologists said every community in Britain was now under threat from rampaging hordes of blood-thirsty morons with tasers and nightsticks.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/"><DIV> Dr Wayne Hayes, of Reading University, said: "They are vampires but because they're also policemen it means they're idiot vampires who were too stupid for the army.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/"><DIV> "They don't bite people on the neck because they know absolutely nothing about human anatomy. </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/"><DIV> "It's much easier for them to just beat their victims until blood starts to come out. Then they soak up it with a sponge, squeeze it into a plastic bag and bung it in the fridge."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fears-grow-over-vampire-policemen-200907011867/"><DIV> Dr Hayes said the really stupid vampire policemen are keeping urine and stool samples in the same fridge and then trying to concoct some sort of lunch out of them.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3FF50B84-3C40-4E85-9B0C-0D244A6E3E92/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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