Ken Ham and Kent Hovind and their ilk have been trying to appropriate dinosaurs for creationism, so help them out and go along with it. Help yourself to these examples of biblical paleontology. Remember, you don't need to actually know anything to do biblical paleontology—just make it up as you go along. Your only tools are your imagination and photoshop.

I love these pics!! LOL Imagine the sunday school primer. As if bible stories aren't scary enough already. I remember an illustration from childhood bible stories showing roman soldiers searching for and murdering the male babies. Blood and swords. It gave me nightmares.