obviously, I can’t back this up.


	obviously, I can’t back this up.

swampfoxz

6-8-2008 11:09 PM

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Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)

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6-9-2008 11:00 PM

tanyamm

I think Jack Handy is so very wise. I have one of his books. I wish I could get it autographed.

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