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	Junk Mail Revenge

AcesLucky

4-22-2008 4:25 PM

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tags:

junk mail, usps, postage, revenge

AcesLucky says:

No postage necessary!

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4-22-2008 4:58 PM

rvnurse2b

does this really work???

4-22-2008 4:59 PM

carrerinyes

4-23-2008 12:31 AM

bmman89

I am going to try this

4-23-2008 1:25 AM

dakotayii

No it's a joke

4-23-2008 7:19 PM

pokkets

I'll have to buy some bricks

4-23-2008 8:36 PM

katsteevns

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Pokkets
I've got some bricks to sell you!

4-23-2008 9:59 PM

meancookie89

sweet im going to give idea to mommy and she'll be beyond please! he he he he orrr what i changed that brick into a dirty diapy hmmmmm oooo the creativity!

4-23-2008 10:22 PM

AcesLucky

changed that brick into a dirty diapy hmmmmm oooo the creativity!

Be careful; read the article. You're not allowed to send anything unsanitary or harmful. There is a human on the other side that has to open it. Comply with the law.

You don't want a federal offense on your jail time!

4-24-2008 2:11 AM

Brimstone

I wonder if this will work outside of the states.

nice clip

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