The Jews and the 'Genitals'


	The Jews and the 'Genitals'
CrazyRedHead
11-24-2007 6:32 AM
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11-26-2007 2:43 AM
Deepti
Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence
Louis XVI was gelatined to death
some real good ones in there, but the jews & the genitals one was the best!
11-26-2007 2:50 PM
Lifestar
*ROFL*. Awesome clip CRH
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