Funny romantic poems


	Funny romantic poems

Rashid Malik

10-12-2007 6:40 PM

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humor, jokes, funny poetry

Rashid Malik says:

I challenge to try resisting the urge to laugh while reading this clip. (Yes, its that good)

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/da777949-a7e8-4956-b45b-0aa27b09121a/3DA12D08-9929-43B5-B346-84A0D330C606/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/10/funny-romantic-poems.html" href="http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/10/funny-romantic-poems.html" style="font-size: 11px;">jo-kes.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/10/funny-romantic-poems.html"><P><DIV>The Washington Post ran a contest in which readers were asked to write a two-line romantic poem with the second line being as un-romantic as the first line was romantic.</DIV><BR /><DIV>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;</DIV><BR /><DIV>Marrying you screwed up my life.</DIV><BR /><BR /><DIV>I see your face when I am dreaming.</DIV><BR /><DIV>That's why I always wake up screaming.</DIV><BR /><BR /><DIV>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;</DIV><BR /><DIV>This describes everything you are not.</DIV><BR /><BR /><DIV>I thought that I could love no other;</DIV><BR /><DIV>That is, until I met your brother.</DIV><BR /><BR /><DIV>I want to feel your sweet embrace;</DIV><BR /><DIV>But don't take that paper bag off your face.</DIV><BR /><BR /><DIV>My love, you take my breath away.</DIV><BR /><DIV>What have you stepped in to smell this way?</DIV><BR /><BR /><DIV>What inspired this amorous rhyme?</DIV><BR />Two parts vodka, one part lime.</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3DA12D08-9929-43B5-B346-84A0D330C606/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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