Heretofore and unto now, a blogger hosted weblog has had to rely exclusively on the blanket disclaimer provided for the corporate body of blog*spot addresses. While this kind of disclaimer is usually sufficient to protect a blogger from liability, it falls short when dealing with inherently offensive content, websites with a mind of their own and authors who are excessively paranoid about being dragged into court. With the above firmly borne in mind, we propose this weblog disclaimer.

This is mine:

Patriot Act and H.R.1955 Disclaimer Notice: This post and all my past and future posts represent parody and satire and are all intended for entertainment and amusement only.

Preventatively, I express deep regret about...
... being misunderstood,
... everybody whom I possibly could have given cause for complaint, and
... all other odds and ends that I have to repudiate in the strongest terms.