Confucius Says...Jokes


	Confucius Says...Jokes

dakotayii

11-22-2007 4:01 AM

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Any thing about Confucius is great material IMHO

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Says...</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_30fxcpjf&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1195720891422&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty=""><FONT size="3" face="Arial" color="#330033"><STRONG>
"Man who fart in church must sit in own
pew"<BR /></STRONG></FONT><FONT size="3" face="Arial" color="#330033" _moz_dirty=""><STRONG>
"Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone"</STRONG></FONT><BR _moz_dirty="" /><FONT size="3" face="Arial" color="#330033" _moz_dirty=""><STRONG>
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
upright organ."
"Man who buy many prunes get good run for money"
"Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on
earth"
"War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is
left."</STRONG></FONT><BR _moz_dirty="" /><FONT size="3" face="Arial" color="#330033" _moz_dirty=""><STRONG>
"It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it"</STRONG></FONT><FONT size="3" face="Arial" color="#330033" _moz_dirty=""><STRONG> <BR _moz_dirty="" /></STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://docs.google.com/RawDocContents?docID=ddf2qc6p_30fxcpjf&justBody=false&revision=_latest&timestamp=1195720891422&editMode=true&strip=true"><P _moz_dirty=""><FONT size="3" face="Arial" color="#330033" _moz_dirty=""><STRONG _moz_dirty="">"Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs"
"Man who masturbate into cash register soon come into money"
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time" 
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam"
"Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night"
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