Search Options
close
Search the following clips:
All Clips
Everyone's Clips
My Guides
Sign Up
Install
Learn More
Login
Aussie Luv Poem
paisleyraven
follow
0
12-9-2008 1:14 AM
110 views
tags:
http://office-humour.co.uk
Add a Comment
Login
to Comment. Not a member yet?
Sign up
Today's Top Clips
How can a country be this beautiful???
A Christmas Memory I Could Do Without
Malay Eagle-Owl
Heroic Squirrel Saves It's Baby From Dog
World's oldest plant is 13,000-year-old oak that survives by cloning itself
Astronomy Picture of the Day - Christmas Day
Polar Bear: I come in Peace
Winter wonderland
Yes, I Am My Brother's Keeper.
human help for baby squirrel
visit the
Top Clips page
View the Top Clips from
December 9, 2008
Embed This Clip In Your Site...
<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/4a60cf23-1b7d-4f6c-b3b6-aa98cebb1484/3C48CF20-EC5C-45AC-A975-31C9B8832FB4/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/" href="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/" style="font-size: 11px;">office-humour.co.uk</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><H1>Austraian Love Poem</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><P>Of course I love ya darlin<BR /> You're a bloody top-notch bird<BR /> And when I say you're gorgeous<BR /> I mean every single word</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><P>So ya bum is on the big side<BR /> I don't mind a bit of flab<BR /> It means that when I'm ready<BR /> There's somethin there to grab</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><P>So your belly isn't flat no more<BR /> I tell ya, I don't care<BR /> So long as when I cuddle ya<BR /> I can get my arms round there</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><P>No sheila who is your age<BR /> Has nice round perky breasts<BR /> They just gave in to gravity<BR /> But I know ya did ya best</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><P>I'm tellin' ya the truth now<BR /> I never tell ya lies<BR /> I think its very sexy<BR /> That you've got dimples on ya thighs</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><P>I swear on me nanna's grave now<BR /> The moment that we met<BR /> I thought you was as good as<BR /> I was ever gonna get</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/joke/10358/"><P>No matter what u look like<BR /> I'll always love ya dear<BR /> Now shut up while the footy's on<BR /> And fetch another beer. <BR /> </P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3C48CF20-EC5C-45AC-A975-31C9B8832FB4/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
New from the makers of Clipmarks:
Amplify.com - Don't just share the news...Amplify it!
Clipmarks
Home
New Clips
Top Clips
Dashboard
Popular Topics
News
Life
Science
Technology
Entertainment
Get Started
Sign Up
Install Clipping Tool
How Clipping Works
Clip-to-Blog™
ClipSearch
Tools and Resources
FAQ
ClipWeek
Top Clippers
Top Tags
Site Map
About Clipmarks
About Us
Contact
Copyright
Privacy
EULA
OK