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	rules of boozing
axelsenzon
6-4-2007 4:54 PM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/18cb8c44-41c1-46d1-8136-2633099d3a5d/3BAA7041-2BE3-491B-877D-80D59B2BF4A1/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm" href="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm" style="font-size: 11px;">www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/img/791EF5FB-5514-4D0F-ADAE-7888654212E7" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG> 
                            2. Always toast before doing a shot. </STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG>4. 
                            Change your toast at least once a month.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>5. 
                            Buying someone a drink is five times better than a 
                            handshake.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>6. 
                            Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying 
                            all her drinks is dumb.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>10. 
                            Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you 
                            do not want a drink.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>11. 
                            Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, 
                            now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s 
                            coming back up.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG>12. 
                            Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too 
                            strong.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>13. 
                            If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. 
                            He'll get the message.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>14. 
                            If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, 
                            she does not like you.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+3" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG><IMG width="170" height="213" align="right" src="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/sassy-lady.jpg" /></STRONG></FONT><FONT size="+3" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>15. 
                            If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, 
                            she still might not like you.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><P align="left"><FONT size="+1" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" color="#000000"><STRONG>22. 
                            Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're 
                            doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line 
                            or washing your hands.</STRONG></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG>33. 
                            The only thing that tastes better than free liquor 
                            is stolen liquor.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm"><STRONG>52. 
                            Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.</STRONG></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3BAA7041-2BE3-491B-877D-80D59B2BF4A1/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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