Even eliminating a few rolls of toilet paper in your household each month could have major implications worldwide when you consider that each roll of toilet paper produced uses:

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1.5 pounds of wood
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37 gallons of water
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1.3 KWH of electricity
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Harmful chlorine, sulfur and calcium carbonate

Oh my, I think we've run into a cultural difference.

A spritz of a sprinkle and a poof of a drying whoosh may be OK for a chipmunk, but I'm a bear with bear sized concerns so having a fire hose and a race-track sized jet-dryer in my throne room just doesn't seem practical somehow. Now, if I could employ my own Toilet Attendent, as was once a royal practice, perhaps something could be worked out. Until then, please don't squeeze the super-duty Charmin.

LMAO

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM MAINE
by Steve Savage "King of the Beasts"

There once was a man from Maine,
Whose hemorrhoids drove him insane.
When he sat on the Throne,
It felt like he shat out a bone
Because of the unbearable pain.

The man with anus so sore,
Found relief at the Blue Bidet Store;
With a spritz and a spray,
He can now face the day
Happy, as he walks out the door.

If we would eliminate eating we would not have this problem.l

As long as I'm not renting, I'm not installing anything that I'd have to leave behind.

I can see a new future law requiring all to have and use this....the ultimate Nanny State, when the government tells us how to wipe our a**.

I send re-usable toilet paper to my to my friends....and my enemies. You just hang it out to dry and hey presto..its ready for use once again.

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That shouls have read "As long as I am renting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vouDK-LELEU