10 ways to stop those irritating tele-marketing calls!


	10 ways to stop those irritating tele-marketing calls!

tron2007

7-17-2007 12:00 PM

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7-18-2007 11:18 AM

medisland

#5 rocks!

7-18-2007 7:21 PM

Jorjor

I tell them I have something on the stove and I'll have to go turn it down - and don't come back.

I also ask them if they have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior. If they say "No", I tell them that I refuse to have any dealings with godless heathens; if they say "Yes", I tell them that I'm an atheist and don't want to spend my time with religious nuts.

7-22-2007 8:35 AM

gazco

Better still, ask them if they ARE Jesus! Great find Tron, these are awesome!

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