Made of "21.5 micron merino wool" for that luxurious, bacon-on-skin feeling. Unfortunately it's sold out. The creator's comments: "It looks like a real slice of bacon, with all the striations of fat and meat.... Seriously, do a search on 'bacon scarf' and look at the other bacon scarves out there. They use a paltry two colors, and they don’t look as realistic as this!"

Wow... The stuff you find on Twitter...

I don't know how I managed without my bacon scarf..

Mmmmm.... bacon!

I might need to make a bacon Clipcast.