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moonspirit4ever

3-21-2008 4:56 PM

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moonspirit4ever says:

Ok, I'm not a huge Chuck Norris fan, but these are just TOOOOOOO funny lol

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3-21-2008 5:00 PM

Sheroug

LOL

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				because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it 
				became a Wendy's.
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				assemble themselves out of fear.
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				the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe 
				side.
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