Martians Warned To Stay Away From Jackson Memorial


	Martians Warned To Stay Away From Jackson Memorial

foxyarse

7-9-2009 2:51 PM

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michael jackson, martians

foxyarse says:

"They can't stop us coming. They may try, but Michael was one of us and some Martians feel obliged to pay their respects. Shamone!"

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7-10-2009 12:10 AM

tanyamm

All aliens would say amen to that!

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