No sex since 1955!


	No sex since 1955!

Antara

10-17-2009 9:27 AM

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10-17-2009 9:28 AM

Antara

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned
against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much
since 1955.'

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, 'I hope not; It's only 2130 now.'

10-17-2009 9:35 AM

ofcapri

10-17-2009 11:02 AM

willhelm

LOL

10-17-2009 1:54 PM

clip-on-tie

!!!!! OMG impossible!

10-17-2009 1:55 PM

clip-on-tie

LOL I didn't read the joke first....

10-17-2009 2:14 PM

Antara

hahahaha

10-17-2009 2:33 PM

lollipop10

Love that picture, joke's funny too

10-18-2009 10:31 AM

pkronfield

GREAT! Absolutely GREAT! Gotta send this to my Army buddies for their hoot.

10-18-2009 7:23 PM

tazmanium

LOL, funny!

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