Stupid Warning Labels #7


	Stupid Warning Labels #7

Capitol

7-17-2007 5:26 AM

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7-17-2007 3:00 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

On a facial cleaner in Oz: "Do not apply directly to the brain."

How?!?

7-18-2007 6:44 PM

Jorjor

My favorite is on a bottle of "The Works" toilet bowl cleaner: "It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling." It also says, "FOR TOILET BOWL USE ONLY!"

So if I use it on a stain in my sink or bathtub, Homeland Security is going to break down my door and haul me off to Gitmo?

7-18-2007 7:48 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

Be careful Jorjor! It'll be indefinite detention for you and they may even extraordinarily rendition you overseas for some good ol' torture first! Toilet bowl cleaner is a fluid!! That means terror! You'd better buy a new sink instead. Unless of course orange suits you?

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