Full Story, One-Line...FUNNY


	Full Story, One-Line...FUNNY

paisleyraven

11-30-2008 7:56 PM

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Let's just say I had to drag myself to the bathroom @ work after reading a few of these...

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        <H2 class="sentence_credit">Murphy's Lawyer</H2>
<P class="sentence_story">My Chinese grandfather was upset that my father was marrying a white woman, but he was more upset that their first car was Japanese.</p> <P class="sentence_tags">
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        </p> <P class="sentence_date">2008-11-19 13:58:00 / Rating: 168 / <A class="non-html" title="Yay!" href="http://www.onesentence.org/submit/rate.php?id=2636&vote=pos"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/thumb_up.png" /><EM></EM></A> <A class="non-html" title="Boo." href="http://www.onesentence.org/submit/rate.php?id=2636&vote=neg"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/thumb_down.png" /><EM></EM></A> <A href="http://www.onesentence.org/stories/2636/"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/link.png" /></A></P>   </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.onesentence.org/"><DIV class="entry">
        <H2 class="sentence_credit">Distracted</H2>
<P class="sentence_story">I looked to my left and thought "The way he's driving, he's gonna run into someone," right as I smashed into the car in front of me.</p> <P class="sentence_tags">
           tags: <A href="http://www.onesentence.org/stories/tag/driving/">driving</A> <A href="http://www.onesentence.org/stories/tag/car crash/">car crash</A> <A href="http://www.onesentence.org/stories/tag/feeling like a moron/">feeling like a moron</A>            <A class="non-html" title="Suggest tags" href="http://www.onesentence.org/contact/suggest/2628/"><STRONG>[add]</STRONG><EM></EM></A>
        </p> <P class="sentence_date">2008-11-18 13:52:10 / Rating: 242 / <A class="non-html" title="Yay!" href="http://www.onesentence.org/submit/rate.php?id=2628&vote=pos"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/thumb_up.png" /><EM></EM></A> <A class="non-html" title="Boo." href="http://www.onesentence.org/submit/rate.php?id=2628&vote=neg"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/thumb_down.png" /><EM></EM></A> <A href="http://www.onesentence.org/stories/2628/"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/link.png" /></A></P>   </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.onesentence.org/"><DIV class="entry">
        <H2 class="sentence_credit">Anselmus</H2>
<P class="sentence_story">I met an anaesthesiologist last year who confessed after several drinks that she sometimes pops the pimples of her patients while they are asleep so that they will look better when they wake up.</p> <P class="sentence_tags">
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        </p> <P class="sentence_date">2008-11-18 13:51:41 / Rating: 337.25 / <A class="non-html" title="Yay!" href="http://www.onesentence.org/submit/rate.php?id=2626&vote=pos"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/thumb_up.png" /><EM></EM></A> <A class="non-html" title="Boo." href="http://www.onesentence.org/submit/rate.php?id=2626&vote=neg"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/thumb_down.png" /><EM></EM></A> <A href="http://www.onesentence.org/stories/2626/"><IMG height="16" border="0" width="16" src="http://www.onesentence.org/images/link.png" /></A></P>   </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.onesentence.org/"><DIV class="entry">
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<P class="sentence_story">The day my Mother accidentally left my little brother at the dog pound gave me the only self-esteem boost I would ever need.</p> <P class="sentence_tags">
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