The Postal Service of the Saved

LOL

I sense some money to be made here...!

Since certain people already own the mental framework for gullibility, the rest seems just a matter of marketing to them!

Hmmm.

Could they just hurry up with this rapture thing? Shoo!

No return address needed!

LOL man I just wish I had thought of this first. If you were a stake holder in this company you could write off all sorts of fun things as a business expense.

Since you would want to be an active sinner to make sure that you were left behind.

Since you would want to be an active sinner to make sure that you were left behind.

Good thinking. In fact, you'd be contractually obligated to sin, to avoid breach.

This is looking better every time I see it.

Someone told me I should read the "Left Behind" series. I figure that if it never happens, why bother, and if it does, there'll be plenty of free copies left laying around.