Learn Chinese in 5 minutes


	Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

eknock28

12-2-2006 6:27 PM

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funny, chinese, language, translation

eknock28 says:

hilarious

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12-3-2006 12:53 PM

meyer75

omg LOL that's pretty good

12-4-2006 4:59 AM

boykane

what ?!?
That is Chinese???

12-4-2006 12:15 PM

xxdawnxx

i don't get it.. what is it? it isn't Chinese obviously.

12-4-2006 4:56 PM

lauriecorona

So hilarious!!

12-4-2006 4:58 PM

lauriecorona

And xxdawnxx, to hel you get it, it is a list of phonetical approximations to English sentences that that emulate Chinese sounds.

12-4-2006 10:34 PM

raincoats

yep^^
"Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?"
"Who You Hiding?"

12-5-2006 12:03 PM

rrjohnso

That was very lighthearted. Thanks for the laugh.

12-5-2006 5:30 PM

byte_zero

This is pretty good stuf!! hehehe

12-5-2006 5:47 PM

lonely_planet

a classic....I love this!

12-6-2006 1:55 AM

Coronakwl

Um actually I think this is Korean or maybe Vietnamese. I will have to ask boyfriend, Yu Kum Sum Mo Nao

12-9-2006 3:17 PM

cswei

you say these to 100 Chinese, maybe only 1 of them can understand you

12-12-2006 5:50 AM

joestar04

My god!What the hell is this!
I just can't understand! I damn it none of the 100 Chinese would understand you~
PS:我是中国人(I'm Chinese)

12-12-2006 7:08 AM

eknock28

if you dont understand, its not because you are or are not chinese, its because your an idiot and cant tell its a joke.

2-25-2009 11:25 PM

Jessica_Robyn

Buahahah...
lOl i Read One That Said Ex Wife.... Fa Kin So Wa!!!!!!! Buahahahah but It Should Be Ex Boy Friend Or Ex Husband

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